Yeah, the main reason I don't want to date a superhero is because I'd end up getting kidnapped and tortured all the time. The narrow rescue is hot, but I don't need my guy to try quite that hard ;) (Unless I really am kidnapped, in which case I'd want him to do everything he can to help.)
One thing and one thing only is coming to mind right now...
Lucius: Honey? Honey: What? Lucius: Where's my super suit? Honey: What? Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit? Honey: I, uh, put it away. [helicopter explodes outside] Lucius: *Where*? Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know? Lucius: I need it! Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months! Lucius: The public is in danger! Honey: My evening's in danger! Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
I double dog dare you to make it happen. Mild mannered accountant by day but when he is sent on a buisiness trip to Wisconsin and eats some funky cheese he gains the ability to glow in the dark making him Glo-Worm! He could have adventures where the crabby soccer mom in the drop off lane at his sons school turns out to be a super villain with her doctorate degree in horribleness and a masters in renaissance art. She is the one that is stealing the paintings from the exhibit on loan... Or something like that. Just snowballing ideas...
Haha!
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Yeah, the main reason I don't want to date a superhero is because I'd end up getting kidnapped and tortured all the time. The narrow rescue is hot, but I don't need my guy to try quite that hard ;) (Unless I really am kidnapped, in which case I'd want him to do everything he can to help.)
ReplyDeleteThat's a particularly clever one.
ReplyDeleteOne thing and one thing only is coming to mind right now...
ReplyDeleteLucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
Who says you can't be a superhero and married?
I know the whole exchange, and yet I had to read every word. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteSuperheroes get married all the time, but married people never get turned into superheroes.
Awesome! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI double dog dare you to make it happen. Mild mannered accountant by day but when he is sent on a buisiness trip to Wisconsin and eats some funky cheese he gains the ability to glow in the dark making him Glo-Worm! He could have adventures where the crabby soccer mom in the drop off lane at his sons school turns out to be a super villain with her doctorate degree in horribleness and a masters in renaissance art. She is the one that is stealing the paintings from the exhibit on loan... Or something like that. Just snowballing ideas...
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