Showing posts with label The Braddy Shack. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Braddy Shack. Show all posts

Monday, November 25, 2013

Thoughts on an Autumn Morning

Of all the houses I looked at in the home-buying process, the one I chose own me over in part because of the apple tree growing in the backyard. Now, I don't know anything about how to take care of a tree like this, but I'm excited to learn.

The first thing I've learned about the tree is that it gives out a lot of stuff... especially leaves.


So Satuday morning, I found myself outside, raking leaves for the first time since I moved into the house. Now, maybe it's just my negligence, but there were a LOT of leaves. Luckily, I happen to really like raking: it's a chore that requires just enough physical exertion to engage the body, but not so much that it overwhelms the brain's ability to think. I found myself asking a lot of questions as I worked, like:


Why are there electrical wires growing out of my apple tree?

And...


What the heck is that thing?


Oh, it's a shovel. Why is there a shovel in my apple tree?

But the biggest question I had to ask myself was...


Just how in the heck am I supposed to fit all these leaves into one yard waste bin?

Monday, November 11, 2013

It's Coming From Inside the House!

Man, owning a home gives you a completely different sense of things than NOT owning a home does.  I have never, EVER been to Lowe's Hardware in my life as much as I have been over the last month... and the scary part is I now LIKE going to Lowe's.  I have no idea how my priorities shifted that much.

Oh, wait, I totally do know how that happened, and it rhymes with "one-hundred thousand shmollars."

It's not all roses and putty, though.  Some of the things I've had to deal with since moving in are a little more stressful... specifically, a chronically wet basement.  Now, I moved right before the rainy season, and I knew going into this thing that the basement was going to be a problem.  I also knew that I needed to get some gutters installed on the north side of the building ASAP, as there are a lot of drainage issues up there that could potentially cause some flooding.

I figured I hadn't acted quickly enough when a puddle appeared in my basement within a week of me moving in.  Now, Momma Bradford didn't raise no fool, so I took immediate steps to get the issue resolved.  Meaning, of course, that I permanently relocated my two grossest towels to the basement to serve on mop-up patrol.

Oh, and I guess I called some guys to get the gutters installed ASAP.

So we're about two weeks into the waiting on the gutters thing, with me going downstairs to clean up as much of the water as I can, when it hits me:  We haven't really had that much rain recently - definitely not enough to justify how damp it's gotten downstairs.  So I wake up one morning, rush downstairs, and check on the ground.  Dry as a bone.  Puzzles, I go upstairs, take my shower, and get ready for work.  Just before I leave, though, I decide to check on the basement again.

BAM!  Puddle City.


Turns out it's not all bad news. The leak, it seems, is somewhere between the tub's faucet and the shower head. That means that I can't shower, but I can take a bath. Yup, I can certainly bathe all six feet of me in a four-foot tub... Provided, of course, that I tape the drain over first, since the stopper in the tub doesn't work. But it's either that or smell funny until I can get the plumber in.

So, yeah... Leaky shower, not leaky foundation.  On the one hand, it's a relief.  The gutters would have been a nice solution to the drainage issues around the house, but there is no way I could guarantee that they'd fix it entirely.  Now that I know where the problem is, I know exactly how to fix it, and then it'll be fixed for (mostly) good.

On the other hand, "fixing" the leak is going to require tearing down a whole wall.  But I guess you can't make an omelette without tearing about your house.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Welcome to the Braddy Shack

So there's this house...


Little bit pretty on the outside. A bit of a wasteland on the inside. I imagine it's a lot like other 97-year-old houses in one of the more run-down neighborhoods in Salt Lake City. But there's one thing that makes it distinctive:

IT'S MINE!!!


August and September were tough, tough months for me. Lotsa turnover at work + househunting + mortgage applications + home inspections + packing + realizing that I will now be broke for the rest of my life + seriously sleepless nights = an unhappy Braddy with not a whole lot of time on hand for blogging.

So, yeah, sorry I've been ignoring you, Internet. I was too busy OWNING A HOUSE!!! Do you own a house, Internet? I didn't think so!

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...man, do I feel old now.