Yeah, the main reason I don't want to date a superhero is because I'd end up getting kidnapped and tortured all the time. The narrow rescue is hot, but I don't need my guy to try quite that hard ;) (Unless I really am kidnapped, in which case I'd want him to do everything he can to help.)
One thing and one thing only is coming to mind right now...
Lucius: Honey? Honey: What? Lucius: Where's my super suit? Honey: What? Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit? Honey: I, uh, put it away. [helicopter explodes outside] Lucius: *Where*? Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know? Lucius: I need it! Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months! Lucius: The public is in danger! Honey: My evening's in danger! Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
I double dog dare you to make it happen. Mild mannered accountant by day but when he is sent on a buisiness trip to Wisconsin and eats some funky cheese he gains the ability to glow in the dark making him Glo-Worm! He could have adventures where the crabby soccer mom in the drop off lane at his sons school turns out to be a super villain with her doctorate degree in horribleness and a masters in renaissance art. She is the one that is stealing the paintings from the exhibit on loan... Or something like that. Just snowballing ideas...
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Haha!
Awesome.
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Yeah, the main reason I don't want to date a superhero is because I'd end up getting kidnapped and tortured all the time. The narrow rescue is hot, but I don't need my guy to try quite that hard ;) (Unless I really am kidnapped, in which case I'd want him to do everything he can to help.)
That's a particularly clever one.
One thing and one thing only is coming to mind right now...
Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
Who says you can't be a superhero and married?
I know the whole exchange, and yet I had to read every word. Too funny.
Superheroes get married all the time, but married people never get turned into superheroes.
Awesome! Love it!
I double dog dare you to make it happen. Mild mannered accountant by day but when he is sent on a buisiness trip to Wisconsin and eats some funky cheese he gains the ability to glow in the dark making him Glo-Worm! He could have adventures where the crabby soccer mom in the drop off lane at his sons school turns out to be a super villain with her doctorate degree in horribleness and a masters in renaissance art. She is the one that is stealing the paintings from the exhibit on loan... Or something like that. Just snowballing ideas...
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