Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Why I'm Still Single 47

7 comments:

heidikins said...

Haha!

Awesome.

xox

Miss Megan said...

Yeah, the main reason I don't want to date a superhero is because I'd end up getting kidnapped and tortured all the time. The narrow rescue is hot, but I don't need my guy to try quite that hard ;) (Unless I really am kidnapped, in which case I'd want him to do everything he can to help.)

Adrianna said...

That's a particularly clever one.

miss kristen said...

One thing and one thing only is coming to mind right now...

Lucius: Honey?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where's my super suit?
Honey: What?
Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit?
Honey: I, uh, put it away.
[helicopter explodes outside]
Lucius: *Where*?
Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know?
Lucius: I need it!
Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no daring-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Lucius: The public is in danger!
Honey: My evening's in danger!
Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

Who says you can't be a superhero and married?

S.R. Braddy said...

I know the whole exchange, and yet I had to read every word. Too funny.

Superheroes get married all the time, but married people never get turned into superheroes.

Todd said...

Awesome! Love it!

Anonymous said...

I double dog dare you to make it happen. Mild mannered accountant by day but when he is sent on a buisiness trip to Wisconsin and eats some funky cheese he gains the ability to glow in the dark making him Glo-Worm! He could have adventures where the crabby soccer mom in the drop off lane at his sons school turns out to be a super villain with her doctorate degree in horribleness and a masters in renaissance art. She is the one that is stealing the paintings from the exhibit on loan... Or something like that. Just snowballing ideas...