Thursday, December 6, 2012
Braddy's Favorite (Unconventional) Christmas Specials
As an adult... I don't like 'em.
That's not to say I don't like any of the classic Christmas specials - I quite enjoy White Christmas and, despite its (many) failings, the musical adaptation of Scrooge manages to bring a tear to my eye. Most of the standard Christmas fair, though, leaves me feeling a bit unfulfilled, like a kid who didn't get his Red Rider BB Gun on Christmas morning.
Thankfully, with the plethora of Christmas specials out there, there's always something, perhaps just off the beaten path, that helps me to get in that Christmas spirit. Maybe there's something wrong with me, I dunno, but I think I like some of these better... even if they have almost nothing to do with the true meaning of Christmas.
Here are my favorite "B side" holiday specials.
"Donald's Snow Fight"
Really, this is more of a "winter" special than a true "Christmas" special, but that doesn't make it any less awesome. Donald and his nephews get in an ever escalating snow fight, starting with the usual snowballs, and ending with mousetraps, ice missles, and... um... fire arrows? It's a lot of fun, and, like a lot of the classic Disney shorts, it holds up well.
Doctor Who, "A Christmas Carol"
The Doctor takes on the role of the Ghosts of Christmas in an attempt to change the heart of a miserly old man. There's a lot of time travel, space ships, and the usual Doctor goofiness. Oh, and there's also some absolutely lovely Christmas music. Really, I think this is quite heartwarming.
The Office, "Christmas Party"
No, seriously - I kinda tear up at this episode of The Office. The awkward comedy is still present ("YAANKEEE Swap!"), but there's a lot of genuine Christmasy spirit here - especially in the Jim/Pam story arc. The Office did a few Christmas specials, but I think the first one got it best.
Hellboy, "A Christmas Underground"
There's a fun little redemption plot that runs through this story, where a woman is actually saved from eternal torment because of a gift from her mother. The same old woman also mistakes Hellboy for Santa Clause, though. That's pretty funny.
Detective Comics #826, "Slayride"
One of my favorite Joker stories ever, and a surprisingly excellent story for Robin, as well (who's not as lame as everyone says he is). The Joker kidnaps Robin, ties him up with Christmas lights, and then drives around town running people over. Robin manages to escape by starting up a conversation about the Marx Brothers.
You know, because Christmas.
What? You expected EVERYTHING to be all "Peace on Earth" and stuff? Man, if you want that, maybe you should, like, read your Bible or someth... Oh, wait.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Five Favorite Comics Characters
I've tried to do a lot of exploring - reading comics from a variety of authors that tell a variety of stories. I've made a lot of new "friends" this way, so to speak - characters whose adventures I love coming back to. Here are five of my favorites.
(Note I'm not saying "Top 5." While numbers 1 and 2 are pretty much accurate, I like a LOT of comics, and a LOT of different character. I reserve the right to come back and talk about some of the others later)

5 - Hellboy
What makes Hellboy so great, other than his barhouse wit and giant fist made especially for punching things, is the types of adventures he embarks on. Hellboy is primarily a monster fighter, but writer Mike Mignola usually doesn't satisfy himself with the run-of-the-mill mosters and ghosts found in other comics. Hellboy's adventures take him through the realms of mythology and folklore - territory seldom touched upon.
A good Hellboy story mixes history in with the monster-punching, and that's what earns Hellboy this entirely arbitrary #5 spot.

4 - Koiwai
As a rule, I don't read manga. I'll admit that I've let some... rumors... about the medium taint my perception. I heard about Yotsuba&! and was intrigued by its premise (there's a little girl who loves absolutely EVERYTHING, despite not knowing a thing about anything). It's weird, silly, and VERY positive. The tagline that accompanies the series is "Enjoy Everything" - a mantra I very much agree with.
Of all the characters in the series, my favorite is Mr. Koiwai, Yotsuba's adopted father. He's long-suffering, hard-working, and prone to silly bouts himself - exactly the type of parent a character like Yotsuba needs. He's willing to put his foot down when he needs to, has a lot of patience for Yotsuba's... episodes... and, most importantly, is willing to put his underwear on his head and parade around as the evil Boxerman if the situation calls for it.
In short, he's pretty much the dad I want to be.
3 - Beanish
This is Beanish.
He's an artist.
He's in love with the sun.
...and that's pretty much all you need to know about him.
Larry Marder's Beanworld is one of the strangest comics I've ever read - and it's by far one of my favorites. Unlike the bulk of my comic collection, the focus isn't on epic battles or even telling jokes. Beanworld is all about the strange world of the beanfolk and their ordinary lives. The world Beanish lives in is almost completely different from ours, yet it functions with its own set of rules that we can easily follow.
Beanworld is full of fascinating, bizarre characters, but none stands out so much as this visionary cosmonaut of love.*

2 - Batman
As much as I've professed my love for Batman here on this blog and in pink pen in the pages of my diary, I'm surprised to find that I can't honestly say Batman is my all-time favorite character from comics. In truth, I love the IDEA of Batman more than most of what's come out with his name on it. I don't think I really found the ideal Batman story until Grant Morrison's run earlier this decade. Most Batman stories I've read, unfortunately, are bland, forgettable, or downright awful.
Make no mistake, though: Batman is the single greatest super hero ever to grace the pages of a comic book (and that's an incontrovertible fact according to my dad). His adventures allow for fantastic set-pieces, insane fights, psychological depth, and good-old-fashioned fun. As prevalent as the Dark Knight's been in the media these past few years, there's not much more I need to say.

1 - Calvin and Hobbes
As much as I love Batman, I have to say that Calvin and Hobbes are the reason I love comics. Theirs are the adventures I grew up reading and love to return to, even as an adult. Artist Bill Watterson won my artsy side over as he unleashed Calvin's nearly limitless imagination against fantastic backgrounds (especially fantastic when you consider the space limitations of newspaper comics in the 90s).
Since I grew up with Calvin and Hobbes I find that many of the philosophies Bill Watterson expresses through Calvin and Hobbes have become my philosophies. Hard work builds character. Television is a terrible waste of time. Quality time with the family is important.
Of course, like Calvin, I tend to rebel against these philosophies :-)
More importantly, Calvin and Hobbes represents the best qualities of comics-as-art, thanks largely to Bill Watterson's impressive integrity. Calvin and Hobbes got into mischief for ten years and then, when the stories were told, the strip ended. Bam. No plush dolls, no video games, no movies - Bill Watterson told the stories he wanted to tell, and then he moved on.
Watterson was an idealist, and his care and concern for his craft are evident in the simple yet profoundly memorable adventures of an energetic boy named Calvin and his stuffed tiger, Hobbes.
* - When I die, I want the words "Visionary Cosmonaut of Love" carved into my tombstone.