Flirty Chicken

Which one will blink first?

Hey there, are you single? Do you enjoy the thrill of the chase, but you just can't bring yourself to cross the finish line? Or maybe you need to brush up on your "come hither skills"? Here's a game for you.

"Flirty Chicken" is played with two people. One player initiates a flirt - subtly, casually - and the second person escalates. The two players continue to flirt back and forth, gradually increasing the intensity of their flirtations - maybe you'll take hold of her hand, or lean in to whisper in his ear.

First one to blush loses.

If you both wind up making out, you both lose "Flirty Chicken," but you win something else...

Oh, and in case you were curious:

Why I'm Still Single 30

And, for the record, that's EXACTLY how I dance.

Braddy Reads My Name is Asher Lev

"No one says you have to paint ultimate anguish and torment. But if you are driven to paint it, you have no other way." - My Name is Asher Lev, page 326

This book has been on my "to-read" list ever since it was first recommended to me five years ago. I can't tell you why I put it off for so long. My Name is Asher Lev is easily the best book I've read in the last two years.

My Name is Asher Lev tells the story of a Hasidic Jew whose love of art and painting puts him at odds with his devout father, who feels the boy's days would be better spent studying the Torah. The boy continues to develop his art, despite the fact that his paintings reflect the conflict he feels with his community and injure the people he loves.

That's the plot in a nutshell, but the experience of reading is so much more rewarding than a one-paragraph synopsis would indicate. At first, Chaim Potok's writing style made reading a chore. His narrator speaks in terse, unemotional sentences that really taxed my attention (I believe this may just be Potok's style, as I had a similar response to The Chosen).

However, in time, Asher's short sentences reveal themselves to be full of tacit emotion. The boy paints because he CAN'T communicate in words as most people do - at least, not in a way that others would find meaningful. Asher continues to paint, even when he believes his art may lead him to hell, because he literally can do nothing else.

I don't know that I can really add much more. My Name is Asher Lev was nearly a revelation. I feel more inspired - to write, to draw, and even to live my faith.

So, yeah, it's recommended.

S.R. Braddy Drinking Game

Man, it seems like my life's pretty much on repeat right now. I keep hearing and saying the same things over and over and OVER - "Work sucks," "Man, I really need to write more," and "No, I HAVEN'T been dating anyone, Dad!"

So when things get so repetitive, I figure one can do something bold and dramatic to break up the monotony - go on an adventure, take on a new hobby, etc.

Or, you know, you can devise a drinking game based on your life.

Now, I don't actually drink, and I never plan to start, but someone out there right now may need an excuse to get drunk, so HERE WE GO:

The S.R. Braddy Drinking Game:

• Take a SIP if Braddy says "Batman."


• Take a SIP if you see Braddy wearing an unironed shirt.


• Take a SIP if Braddy says he "hates" anything (Most days, this'll get you drunk before breakfast).


• Take a SIP if Braddy says something is his "favorite."


• Take a SWIG if you see Braddy walking down the street reading.


• Take a SWIG if Braddy writes a blog.


• Take a SIP if someone tells Braddy that he needs to date more.


• Take a SWIG if Braddy quotes a song lyric out of context.


• Take a SWIG if you see Braddy dancing in the aisles of the grocery store.


• Take a SIP if Braddy buys ice cream while there.


• FINISH YOUR BEER if Braddy DOES go on a date.

Now let's turn this into a meme - I'd like to see other people develop their OWN drinking games. If you do, post a link.

Daily Sketches: A New Frontier

I went to a church dodgeball activity, thinking it'd be a good opportunity to draw people in action. I wound up getting caught up in the game myself, so I didn't quite get the picture I wanted.

That said, I'm actually pretty pleased with how the girl in the picture above turned out - the pose, the face, even the clothes I think work pretty well. However, by the time I got over to drawing the guy, I pretty much gave up.


There's not a whole lot to say about this particular picture. I thought I'd try to draw something showcasing a sense of isolation. I'm not sure how well I succeeded...

Now here's something I've never tried before:


When I first started learning to draw, I turned to Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain to pick up the basics. I pretty much glossed over the chapter that dealt with light and shadow, though. Now I've decided it's time to go back and learn about tones and shading so that I can add some depth to the pictures I draw.

I mean, I don't MIND that everything I do looks like a page from a coloring book, but still... time to branch out.

Kinder Toy Superstars

A pair of bored LDS missionaries serving in Olomouc, CZ, looked forward with great anticipation to their weekly trip to the grocery store - not so they could buy tasty and nutritious muesli, but so they could alleviate their boredom by building up their collection of Kinder Surprise toys.

It eventually got to the point where they no longer ate the candy - the chocolate eggshell was simply another obstacle preventing them from getting to the plastic treasures inside.

Here, then, are the greatest spoils that one of these young warriors found in his quest:


These guys came in three separate eggs. Each egg held the pieces to one of the soda pop cans plus a little green dude (who looks sadly like one of those jokers from the Mucinex commercials).

What makes these toys COOL, though, is that the soda cans actually hooked up, so your little blobs of green sloth could actually hang out together and have a... litter-beach party.

STILL COOL!


These two came with a little poster that cheekily displayed them participating in a race together. However, they're still quite awesome - their heads bob as they roll on the ground, like little rubber Muppets. That's pretty intricate machinery for a little kid's toy inside a chocolate egg.

Now THESE were the prize of my collection:




These knights and ladies each came in their own egg. The knights each had a matching squire, and even the princess had a little servant boy with the crown. Those little gold knights up top had... almost nothing to do with the collection, yet here they are.

It took me FOREVER to find all these little guys - at least thirteen eggs. And yet, I STILL don't have the whole collection. There's a little witch that matches up with the wizard in the top picture. I never even saw it.

However, I heard a rumor that another missionary a couple of cities over got the witch in one of his eggs... and then decided it would be fun to burn her at the stake.

Jerk.

Top 10 New Doctor Who Episodes (So Far)

Since we're now all about owning up to our interests and not being ashamed...

As a kid I watched old episodes of Doctor Who with my brothers and dad. Of course, the series went off the air right around the time I turned five, so I don't really have a whole lot of memories of the classic series.

Recently I've managed to watch (thanks to some generous brothers and the Salt Lake City Library System) the complete new series of Doctor Who that started back up in 2005. With the sixth series starting up on Saturday, now seemed like a good time to think back on the best of the revamped series and pick my favorites... because why not?

10 – The Lodger


Quote: "No, I'll fix it, I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor, don't call me the Rotmeister." - The Doctor

Matt Smith picked up the role of the Doctor last year and, even though he's done a spectacular job, I haven't really taken to the new direction the series has gone in. My pick for the best Series Five episode is the one-shot joke-filled story where the Doctor - an infinitely wise space-faring time-traveller - signs up for a flatshare and lives like a normal human being for a few days. The Lodger is funny, well-written, and, unlike other one-shot joke-filled episodes, contains no references to romantic relationships with blocks of concrete.

If you don't know, you're better off. Trust me.

9 – School Reunion


Quote: "May I introduce... Miss Sarah Jane Smith?" - Mr. Finch

Even though I don't have a lot of connection to the original run of Doctor Who, even I could grasp the significance of reuniting the Doctor with one of his companions from an earlier time. Of course, it doesn't hurt that this episode also features a legion of voracious bat-monsters led by an uber-creepy Anthony Head.

8 – Midnight


Quote: "Oh, Doctor, you're so handsome. Yes, I am. Thank You." - The Doctor and Sky Silvestry

Doctor Who's fourth series didn't do a whole lot for me. Sure, there were a few solid episodes, but most everything else was pretty bland. However, Midnight is a stand-out exercise in terror, pitting the know-it-all Doctor against a terrifying monster he'd never encountered before.

You know that thing you did when you were a kid where you'd repeat everything somebody else said? The monster's like that, except replace the "annoying" with "frightening."

7 – The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances


Quote: "Are you my Mummy?" - The Child

Doctor Who fans place a lot of confidence in now head writer Steven Moffat, and with good reason - his episodes definitely feature some of the strongest character work the series has seen (I've put four of his stories on this list). The Empty Child and its companion episode turn a lonely orphan child into a force of terror, all while showcasing the great range of sadly short-lived Doctor Christopher Eccleston.

6 – Dalek


Quote: "EXTERMINATE!" - Dalek

Daleks have long been a staple of Doctor Who stories - allegedly so frightening that children watched the show from behind the couch cushions. I'd never understood what made these creatures so terrifying...

...until now.

Again, actor Christopher Eccleston does a brilliant job portraying the fear the Doctor feels when he encounters his ancient enemy. The tension between the two is so thick that you WILL believe that an upside-down garbage pail with a wire whisk and plunger taped to it can be scary.

Promise.

5 – Human Nature/The Family of Blood


Quote: "I dream I'm this adventurer. This daredevil, a madman. The Doctor, I'm called." - The Doctor/John Smith

On the run from a family of mercenaries, the Doctor suppresses his alien characteristics and takes on the life of a normal human. Unlike The Lodger above, though, these episodes find a Doctor who no longer remembers who he is. David Tennant has been a fan-favorite as the Doctor, and this episode shows the primary reason for his popularity - he's just a darn good actor.

4 – The Shakespeare Code


Quote: "Banished like a tinker's cuss, I say to thee... Expelliarmus!" - William Shakespeare

It's been a pretty common theme of the new Who series to tell stories about classic monster and give them an extraterrestrial twist. While this formula hasn't worked great for most monsters (vampires are actually giant space fish?), the witches the Doctor faces in The Shakespeare Code seem to work. The spells they wield are built around a science founded in words rather than numbers.

Hey, I know the science is shaky, but if you're watching a series about a time-travelling, shape-shifting alien, you don't ask a lot of questions about it.

Basically, this episode can be boiled down to "The Doctor and Shakespeare team up to fight witches," and that's cool.

3 – The Girl in the Fireplace


Quote: "I just snogged Madame de Pompadour!" - The Doctor

I watched a couple of episodes of Doctor Who with interest, but it wasn't until I saw The Girl in the Fireplace that I thought the series was anything special (and it's a Steven Moffat episode, natch). The clockwork courtisans that make up the episode's villains are a visual treat, the "historical guest star" Madame de Pompadour is played with a lot of heart, and the Doctor... gets drunk and invents the banana daiquiri.

2 – Blink


Quote: ""Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn
your back. Don't look away. And don't Blink. Good Luck." - The Doctor

Steven Moffat excels at turning childhood fears into powerful storytelling tools - everything from darkness to voices under the bed to cracks in the wall are given terrible significance when Moffat's holding the pen.

Blink is basically an entire one-hour episode dedicated to exploring that creepy sensation you get when you think you see something moving out of the corner of your eye, complete with off-putting statues and a strong female protagonist (the episode barely features the Doctor, and you don't really miss him).

***

Now, I'm pretty sure my choice for number one is probably not going to line up with any other Doctor Who fan, but... oh, heck with it.

1 – A Christmas Carol


Quote: "Oh then, what's this? Big flashy lighty thing, that's what brought me here! Big flashy lighty things have got me written all over them. Not actually. But give me time. And a crayon." - The Doctor

Given my well-documented love of A Christmas Carol, I really had no choice.

Although none of the regular season episodes featuring Matt Smith's Doctor did anything for me, his latest outing, where he has to prevent a spaceship from crashing by convincing a bitter old man to just BE NICE for a change, is just about everything I want from a feel-good Christmas story. There's snow, childhood frivolity, a strong yet subtle endorsement for "peace on earth" and all that jazz, and some beautiful Christmas music.

Plus, kudos go to writer Steven Moffat for actually taking a fresh approach to the age-old Christmas special gimmick of visiting angry octogenarians with the Ghosts of Christmas.

I found this particular episode to be full of heart, charm, and enough good surprises to keep me interested. I'd been worried about Matt Smith's Doctor from the beginning, but, with this show under his belt, I've got high hopes for the future.