100 Posts of Random Hate

In celebration of my 100th post on Blogger, I've compiled a list of 100 things that I hate. There's no underlying theme (well, that I'm aware of... my psychologist might have something to say to that), no order, and no justification. I kept to petty hates, and left the big-ticket hate items for people who want to be taken seriously. For the record: yes, I do agree that anti-semitism, world hunger, and murder are all BAD.

Anyway, without further clarification or explanation, here are 100 Things I Hate.

1. People who say "LOL" or "WTF" when they talk.
2. Cars that change lanes without using their turn signals.
3. Junk mail.
4. Facebook fan pages created for concepts.
5. Morning radio talk shows on music stations.
6. Naked baby pictures.
7. Family Guy.
8. Lady Gaga
9. Cauliflower
10. Angry poems about loneliness and alienation written by white teenage boys - including my own.
11. Professional athletes turned actors.
12. She's the Man.
13. The ridiculous amount of praise a mediocre movie like Avatar has gotten.
14. Uncomfortable church pews.
15. Making phone calls.
16. Sean Hannity.
17. The Wheel of Time book series.
18. Picture texts.
19. Black licorice.
20. Wet socks during the winter.
21. The lyrics to the song "Renegades of Funk" (or pretty much anything by Rage Against the Machine).
22. Angry single people at Valentine's Day.
23. People who sue over things that they themselves are responsible for.
24. Stage makeup.
25. Any Billy Joel song as covered by a country artist.
26. Inversion.
27. Novelty ringtones.
28. The flavor of cola.
29. Itches on your feet when you're wearing shoes.
30. Politics according to Green Day.
31. Those freaking Happy Bunny posters.
32. Stuttering when talking to a pretty girl.
33. The "blue screen of death."
34. That beeping noise video games make when your character's almost dead.
35. Company-wide comic book crossovers.
36. Sawdust.
37. The Chipmunk voice.
38. Driving west into the sunset.
39. Food poisoning.
40. Carlos Mencia.
41. People who come in to doctors' offices smelling like cigarette smoke.
42. Owl City and that stupid "Fireflies" song.
43. People who wear Bluetooth earpieces when not actually on the phone.
44. Eggs.
45. Radio ads that rewrite the lyrics to popular songs to hock a product.
46. John Lennon's "Imagine."
47. The premature cancellation of Pushing Daisies.
48. Autotune
49. Lucy Van Pelt.
50. Typos in text messages.
51. Splinters you don't notice until a day or two after you get them.
52. The cult of Michael Jackson.
53. Random brownouts.
54. Trying to spell the word "bureaucracy."
55. Mathematical series.
56. Smelling dog poop/BO and not being able to tell where it's coming from.
57. T.S. Eliot's "The Wasteland."
58. Cherries.
59. Katy Perry
60. The card game "Scum."
61. Pants that don't sufficiently cover a person's butt crack.
62. People who say, "'Funner' is not a word."
63. Short, awkward conversations on the elevator.
64. Winter.
65. The Fray.
66. Obama adoration.
67. Any comedy television show that tries to be Arrested Development and fails.
68. Phone tag.
69. Nickelback.
70. Shrink wrap glued to the spine of a DVD case.
71. Marshmallow Peeps.
72. Getting an itch just before you fall asleep.
73. Trite expressions like "You can't get CRAP without RAP."
74. Fergie
75. Uninspired graffiti.
76. The fact that the numbers on a 9-key and on a telephone are in a different order.
77. Pioneer Day.
78. Live tracks where the band gets the audience to sing along, and the audience can't sing.
79. Internet fanfiction.
80. The constant rebooting of decades-running franchises.
81. Boy Scout uniforms.
82. Mosquitos and their bites.
83. The insane popularity of Twilight.
84. "Funny" email forwards.
85. Brand names in songs and poetry.
86. Andrew Lloyd Weber and the stupidity of a Phantom of the Opera sequel.
87. Unnecessary sequels.
88. Talking baby commercials.
89. Icy sidewalks.
90. Holes in the toes of socks.
91. Star Wars, post prequels.
92. Any round of American Idol that didn't have Kelly Clarkson as the eventual winner.
93. Chuck Norris jokes.
94. Anyone who writes "teh" instead of "the" on purpose.
95. World of Warcraft.
96. Adults who refuse to use real language when talking to babies.
97. Those little popcorn shells that get stuck in your gums.
98. Touching people.
99. Getting cold hands.
100. Dating.