I hate food metaphors for dating. I've hated them ever since one of my college Stake Presidents compared the Mormon dating scene to a buffet - which kinda made me want to beat him over the head with the entire dessert bar.
Still, this is what's been on my mind today - Dating is a lot like looking over the menu at a restaurant. You hesitate to go for the things you'd really want, because they're either too expensive for you or really bad for your health. And the items on the menu you can actually AFFORD... well, they'd probably resent you if they knew you considered them to be part of the Value Menu.
Well, at least, if you don't like the hamburger, you're only out two bucks and about ten minutes. Amiright?
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