I swore I'd never be one of those guys, but I can't help it anymore: I'm kinda in love with my own beard.
Facial hair is pretty cool. It keeps your face warm in the winter and just makes you look like an all-round more rugged individual. However, as with most things, facial hair comes with its own irritations.
- Okay, yeah, so facial hair keeps you warm, but it also collects all that moisture you exhale, so you wind up with some nice lip-densation.
Portmanteaus are hard - Have you ever gotten your beard caught in a zipper? Mine's not even that long, and I still have problems.
- Turns out that moustaches are pretty good at catching things other than exhalations. I've taken to eating with a utensil in one hand and a napkin in the other, just to keep my face clean.
- Did you know that hair falls out? It's true. When facial hair falls out, it lands either (1)on your tongue, or (2) in your cereal bowl. Every time.
- It will never not be sweet to have a beard to stroke while thinking.
1 comment:
I do love me some facial hair...on other people. Not on me. Platinum face fuzz just doesn't go with my eye color very well. :)
xox
Post a Comment