Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label writing. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

How To Write Absolutely Everything

Some people, I've learned, would love to write, only they have no idea how to come up with all those great ideas that fill the pages of the great books of the world. Luckily, I decided to put myself to work developing a system on how to get those pesky plots out of the way so you can get down to the serious business of writing - raking in piles of cash. It is with great pride I present to you a brief but accurate list on the strongest plots for your given genre. I call it

S.R. Braddy's Guide on
How To Write Absolutely Everything!



Dramatic Fiction

People talk about their feelings while the sky is gray.

Science Fiction

A classic movie plot is retold, BUT IN SPACE.

Fantasy Fiction

A small group of misfits defeat an evil wizard who threatens to eat the planet.

Romantic Fiction

Miserable people have sex and then stop being miserable.

Horror Fiction

Miserable people have sex and then die.

Literary Fiction

Miserable people have sex and then continue to be miserable.

Pornographic Fiction

Miserable people have sex and then continue to have sex.

Mystery Fiction

The husband did it.

Noir Fiction

The wife did it.

Suspense Fiction

The main character did it.
Seriously, it's never actually the butler.

Literary Nonsense

Boingo boingo fungal scrunchie.

Children's Literature

The main character has a dog.

Award-Winning Children's Literature

The dog dies.

Young Adult Literature

Kids in high school get bullied until they find a group of friends with similar interests.

Award-Winning Young Adult Literature

Kids in high school get bullied. Then someone dies.

Young Adult Science Fiction

Kids in high school get bullied. Meanwhile, the government is evil.

Young Adult Fantasy

One of the Universal Monsters falls in love with an unremarkable teenage girl.

Historical Fiction

Put historical documents into quotation marks.

Autobiography

Write everything that happens to you while thinking, "This'll be an awesome book."

Memoir

Write everything that happens to you. Compare your life to furniture.

Stage Drama

All characters talk about a years-old tragedy.

Stage Comedy

All characters talk with a British accent.

Stage Musical

Set the story of your favorite novel to the music of your favorite pop star.

Poetry

Write about any subject for ten lines. Write about your dead parent for two.

Children's Poetry

Rhyme. When you can't think of a rhyme, make up words.

Stage Musical

Set the story of your favorite novel to the music of your favorite pop star.

Young Adult Poetry

Copy and paste deviantart.com.

Slam Poetry

Rewrite your standup comedy routine in loose verse. Add more anger.

Beat Poetry

Get high. Write a bunch of gibberish. Painstakingly revise it for several months, and then tell everyone it was spontaneous.

If you like these entries, be sure to check out other fine products from S.R. Braddy's instructional writing guides, including:

S.R. Braddy's Guide on
How To Write Absolutely Anything! (Music Edition)


Pop Music Lyrics - Guys

Express love for any part of a woman's anatomy (eyes, lips, badonkadonk). Set to drum machine.

Pop Music Lyrics - Girls

Verbally hate on all men. Set to piano.

S.R. Braddy's Guide on
How To Write Absolutely Anything! (Comics Edition)


Superhero Comics

Trace pictures from Maxim magazine. Write in sound effects.

Newspaper Comics

Get a real job.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

On Burying Our Talents

I was asked to give a talk during my Sunday services this past weekend, explaining what I got out of the Lamb of God production I participated in a few months back. Due to nerves or lack of preparation or whatever, I don't know how well I actually communicated my point. So I'ma get a little personal and religious here. I wound up speaking on something I'm pretty passionate about, so I hope you'll permit me to share my thoughts here.

And, if not... well, it's
my name at the top of the blog, after all.


I participated with several other members of our stake in performing Rob Gardner’s The Lamb of God. I was one of two narrators that read the words of the gospels over the singing and the orchestration. It was a great privilege to participate in the presentation, one which prompted a great deal of thought and introspection on my part on a subject that has actually been in my mind several times over the last ten years.

While I served a mission for the Church in the Czech Republic, I, along with the other elders and sisters in our small branch in Olomouc, were assigned to perform a musical number. We selected the hymn and worked on it diligently. One of the sisters suggested that I sing a solo as part of the presentation. Being a bit of a shrinking violet, I attempted to refuse. Then Elder Aaron Coombs, a good friend of mine and a diligent missionary, shook his head at me, and, with a click of his tongue, said, “Elder Bradford, I think you’re hiding your light under a bushel.” After receiving that chastisement, I agreed to sing the solo. The number was not a failure, so my involvement scarred no one.

Elder Coombs was referring to the Savior’s Sermon on the Mount: “A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid, neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house. Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.” Up until that point in my life, I had thought that the “light” the Savior mentioned was one’s personal testimony. I still believe that particular interpretation of the scripture, but I have since added another. The Savior intends for us to let our talents and abilities shine before men.

Understanding that our abilities are gifts from the Lord lends added significance to the parable of the talents. “The kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods. And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey.” Each of the man’s servants was tasked with caring for a portion of the master’s wealth. The first two servants multiplied their talents and were best. The third, who feared failure, hid his talent, and soon found that it was taken away from him.

We cannot let fear of failure or worldly judgment inhibit us in cultivating those abilities which the Lord has given us. Even if our talent is small, we can still find a way to build it into something worthwhile. Remember that the man in the parable said to his slothful servant that his single talent could have been invested and grown through interest. So too can our small talents be improved on, although we may not have as much ability as another.

All men and women are given abilities from God, although we may not always have those gifts which we desire, or those that we see in others. In the Doctrine and Covenants, we read that “all have not every gift given unto them; for there are many gifts… To some is given one, and to some is given another, that all may be profited thereby.” We often talk of spiritual gifts, such as the gift of healing or revelation; however, we are also aware that some are naturally gifted in sport or in song, or in other apparently secular skills. I believe that these worldly abilities may too be considered spiritual gifts, as they bring great joy to many. As the prophet Moroni teaches, “Every good gift cometh of Christ.”

In the introduction to his analysis of the Articles of Faith, Elder James E. Talmage wrote that the school of theology, or the study of those things relating to religion, in fact encompasses all human knowledge, and then some. He wrote that theology’s domain is that of truth. “The industrial pursuits that benefit mankind, the arts that please and refine, the sciences that enlarge and exalt the mind – these are but fragments of the great though yet uncompleted volume of truth that has come to Earth from a source of eternal and infinite supply.” While the worldly pursuits we engage in cannot compare to the majestic truths that God can reveal to us, we may rightly, I believe, treat those pursuits as part of the endless knowledge of God, especially when those pursuits invite and entice us to do good, as Moroni described.

It is not enough that we merely improve or multiply our talents. Turning to the Doctrine and Covenants again, we read: “And all this for the benefit of the church of the living God, that every man may improve upon his talent, that every man may gain other talents, yea, even an hundred fold, to be cast into the Lord’s storehouse, to become the common property of the whole church – Every man seeking the interest of his neighbor, and doing all things with an eye single to the glory of God.” Our talents are not meant merely for our edification. We are meant to serve and uplift others with the abilities with which we have been blessed.

That is what so impressed me about our stake’s performance of The Lamb of God – so many people pooled their talents to do a marvelous thing. The composer, Rob Gardner, demonstrated great musical ability, and he chose to use his talent to teach of Christ. Young Latter-day Saints, much like me, had gathered together to praise God through music. We were led by a talented and diligent conductor. The choir was filled with beautiful, eager voices. The orchestra played with great skill and emotion. I was proud to lend my talents to the presentation, even if I only showcased my ability to read.

It is our responsibility then to figure out how our talents can be used to build up the kingdom of God. Here I intend to tell you the conclusion I came to regarding my own talents. I don’t presume to say that my conclusion is right for everyone, but this idea, that our talents are to be used to build the kingdom of God, is one that I believe so strongly that I don’t know how to discuss it without referring to my personal experience. I hope that what I have to say now will be beneficial to you all and will not come across as self-righteous, egotistical, or, worst of all, boring.

I believe the Lord has blessed me with a great deal of ability; however, I doubt that much of what I can do is immediately practical. I can sing with some level of skill, I enjoy writing, and I perform every now and again with local theater troupes. For me, it wasn’t immediately evident how I could use my talents to build the kingdom of God. I haven’t the skill to compose beautiful music. I don’t write sermons very well. And my theatrical ability usually boils down to me getting slapped in the face for the entertainment of an audience. Amusing, but hardly the stuff from which the kingdom of God is built.

The conclusion I came to, and the goal around which I wish to build my life, is that my skills lend themselves to storytelling. I enjoy a good story, and I believe in the power of a story to change a person’s life for the better. My watchword comes from the admonition of Paul, as outlined in the thirteenth Article of Faith: “If there is anything virtuous, lovely, of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.” Many truths about the process of repentance can be learned from novels such as Victor Hugo’s Les Miserables. Much appreciation for the beauty of creation can be felt through the poetry of writers like Robert Frost. If men like these, who did not have the privilege of Gospel knowledge to guide them, can create these life-changing works, then I can do likewise.

For me, the greatest blessing that came from participating in The Lamb of God with our stake was the reminder of the divine power of the stories in the New Testament, which confirm and strengthen my testimony of Jesus Christ. I love the story of Peter, who denied the Christ, repented, and was forgiven. I love the story of Thomas the disciple who doubted, and who was led to believe. I love the story of Mary the mother of Jesus, who mourned at the foot of the cross. Rob Gardner, the composer of The Lamb of God, took a slight liberty with Mary’s story that I feel was appropriate and would like to share. After the death of the Savior in Gardner’s production, Mary sings, not of her despair, but of her hope. “Hope did not die here, but here was given. And ours is the victory. Here is hope.”

I testify that God has given us great ability which makes us equal to the trials and tasks set before us, as long as we trust in Him. I bear testimony that Christ came to earth to teach us the way to return to our heavenly home. He spoke in parables, that those who would hear could understand. He is the master storyteller. He is the son of God.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

What I Learned From NaNoWriMo


You know what that is? That's a certificate. It's a certificate I got for winning. Which is a thing I do, you know. Winning, that is. I do winning. Often. In fact, I do winning so much, I'm starting to get pretty good at it.

In short: BAM! I did it! 50,312 by the time I finished.

I loved NaNoWriMo so much last year because I learned so much from doing it. This year's project was pretty educational, too, although it wound up being something of a remedial course (for those who didn't save their notes, you can review them here). Still, I got a few new bits of wisdom from writing Alice and Wendy.

1 - Great Characters Write Themselves

I caught this happening a couple of times last year, but, since most of what I wrote last year was dictated by a meticulously crafted outline (re: something I wrote in pencil on October 31 while watching reruns of The Office), I didn't allow my characters the freedom they needed to react how they wanted to. Ironically, I feel like writing without an outline allowed my characters to behave more naturally than they would have otherwise.

Of course, I have to stress that it's not like this plot magically fell into place as I channeled some kind of supernatural energy into my laptop monitor. The plot is going to require a lot of ironing out. Which brings me to...

2 - A Good Writer Has a Plan

As fun as it was to just write without any idea of where my novel would go in the end, I'm pretty sure the novel's weaker for my lack of preparation. The exact timeline of events I've written is pretty unclear - I'm not sure what happens in flashback and what happens in the "current day." Heck, most of the time, I didn't even keep straight which day it was in the story. If the story were laid out in chronological order, every freaking day of the week would be Friday.

When I go back to revise, I'll make sure to have a freakin' calendar sitting on my desk.

3 - Miracles Will Happen As We Speak

Yeah, I noticed this happen a lot last year - connections I never could have made myself popped up in the strangest places. These connections will take a lot of cultivation to turn into anything meaningful, but they're the things that'll make the novel worth reading when it's all done.

This year, though, the surprising thing is that I came up with an ending to the novel literally out of nowhere. If you had asked me on Monday if I thought I'd have come up with a satisfying conclusion by Wednesday, I'd have probably slapped you (but I was in a bad mood on Monday).

I was halfway into Tuesday's writing, when I suddenly realized how the novel would have to end. There's pretty much NO OTHER WAY I could have ended this thing than the ending I chose. It's a sloppy ending right now, tying up loose ends more arbitrarily than the romantic leads pairing off in a Stephenie Meyer novel. That said, now when I go back to revise, I'll know what conclusion to work towards.

4 - Writing is the Only Way to Start Writing

Now that I've got 50,000 words of plot, I feel like I can finally start working on Alice and Wendy. It's like everything I've done up to this point was just preparation - I haven't really written a novel, but a 130-page working outline. And most of it is garbage.

Still, if I hadn't done all this writing all month long, I don't think I'd be able to come up with anything NEARLY as cool as the novel I'm envisioning in my head right now. Again, it'll probably be a lot of work to get this book to the point where I'm willing to show it to other people - probably even more work than last year's novel. But it'll be SO worth it if the final product will be as cohesive as I now think I can make it.

5 - Writing Sucks

The main reason I was behind so much this month is that, when I got home from work, I decided I wanted to do something OTHER than more work. There were several days when I sat down to write, and every word I pecked out on the keyboard felt like I was straining a muscle. I skipped several days altogether simply because I didn't feel like writing at all.

It may sound like I'm ending on a bit of a downer, but the truth is that I'm sure I needed to learn this particular lesson. I ended last year with a rush of euphoria, realizing that I really enjoy the process of writing. That's still true; however, there's not a CHANCE that I'll feel that way all the time. I have to accept - as I know expect most writers do - that the cool stuff in writing comes AFTER hours and hours of painful effort, and not always during.

Anyway, the goal this year is to use NaNoWriMo as a springboard. Last year, I took December off from dedicated noveling (it can be a word if I wish hard enough), and I never really picked it up again. This year, I'm not doing that, and I'll be pounding out another 1,000 words or so tomorrow.

The trouble is going to be in deciding what I want to do next: do I revise this year's novel, get back to work on last year's, or start a completely new project? Decisions, decisions.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Guest Post on Autodidactic Ambitions


If you're tired of reading nothing but my NaNoWriMo updates, you might enjoy reading a guest post I wrote for my friend Torrie's blog. Torrie and I studied English literature together back in college, so I thought it would be appropriate to share some of my thoughts on writing with her blogging audience.

While you're there, it probably wouldn't be a bad idea to check out some of Torrie's other posts. She's a talented writer in her own right, plus she's got some pretty neat photographs up from some photo walks she's taken.

Thanks Torrie for the guest post!

Meanwhile, I plan on returning to more or less "normal" blog writing next week once NaNoWriMo's wrapped up.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Hitting the Wall


Over the past couple months, I've done very little work on my old NaNoWriMo project. I've been more than a little disappointed with myself - my goal, after all, was to have a complete and voluptuous second draft by November. That way, I could shelve my current project and start another one, knowing full well that I'm invested enough in the novel to return to it.

The trouble, though, is that the last couple of months I have absolutely DREADED sitting down to work on the book recently. This isn't the same "dreaded" that leads me to play Free Cell over doing my writing - it's the kind of "dreaded" where I just don't WANT to continue the project as it's begun.

And that, I think, is the solution to the problem - starting over.

I don't plan on scrapping EVERYTHING I've written - in fact, I think some of the stuff I've done for the second draft thus far qualifies as the best writing I've ever put on paper since I signed the credit card receipt on my complete Calvin and Hobbes collection. However, I've noticed a small, but incredibly significant problem, with the plot setup that needs to be addressed before I can continue.

There's a bit of fantasy at work in my novel that I've been trying to slip in covertly in the opening chapters (think less Lord of the Rings and more Inception). I don't feel like I can progress with the actual PLOT of the story without getting that particular tidbit of information across clearly... but I've been doing everything EXCEPT clearly stating what the crap's going on.

It's another incident of "Braddy's trying to be too clever."

Starting over (again) is going to create a lot more work for me; however, the thought of making a fresh, more coherent start actually puts a big-ol' smile on my face, so I think I'll go for it.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Save the Words - The Whales Can Go Die


A friend just sent me a link to Save the Words, a website dedicated to increasing usage of words that are in danger of being dropped from dictionaries. My friend thought I'd love this website - cuz I'm a writer and hey, WORDS, right?

Well, I'm not so sure. I'm all for using big words, but the primary purpose of language is communication. If no one knows what a word means, then there's not much of a point in SAVING the word. It's useless.

Besides, new words are being added to the dictionary every year. Words like "bromance," "frenemy," and "matchy-matchy" were all added to the OED last year.

Okay, those words are all DUMB, but still... (Can we all just say "blog" is about the worst sounding word ever invented?)

I mean, look at some of these words the website asks you to save:

foppotee - noun, a simple-minded person.

Like we don't already have ENOUGH ways to call someone an "idiot."

mingent - adj, discharging urine.

Can't we just say "peeing"?

senticous - noun, prickly; thorny.

Or, you know, you can just say "prickly" or "thorny" and save yourself a syllable.

occaecation - noun, the act of blinding.

See also "blinding"

jobler - noun, one who does small jobs.

Umm...



Okay, no, THAT word's cool.

TGI...M?


Monday nights are among my new favorite things... go figure.

Last night is what you might call "productive."

1 - I read the script for A Streetcar Named Desire. The whole thing.

(By the way, I saw A Streetcar Named Desire when I was in junior high. I must not have known much about... well, anything, because I had absolutely no recollection of all of the pedophilia, bigotry, and rape goin' on there. Good family read)

2 - Our ward did a "speed friending" activity last night. It's like "speed dating" but with half the level of commitment.

3 - In addition to everything else I've been reading, I've been trying to work my way through the complete Sherlock Holmes library. Got another two chapters read last night, as well.

And here's the big one:

4 - I pretty much finished two chapters in my novel. Now, I pulled a lot of material from my first draft, so it's not all 100% new material. But, that said, I wrote 536 new words (double my daily goal) and now have two full, complete chapters (I still have a couple of paragraphs to go in chapter 3, but I should be able to finish that tonight).

So, yeah... I'm awesome.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Fiction and Charity


"Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.

Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:14-16)

For the longest time (ever since a friend of mine told me I was "hiding my candle" when I didn't want to sing a solo in church), I've associated the above passage from the gospel of Matthew with the proper use of talents. Basically, my philosophy has been that people blessed with gifts should try to use those gifts to help other people.

Since my ultimate ambition in life is to be a FICTION writer, I've been trying to figure out how, exactly, someone who tells stories for a living can make a real, measurable positive impact in the world. Truth be told, I wasn't quite sure that it's possible (unless you totally sell out your religion).

Then I came across this news story:

In short, orphanages all over Japan started receiving donations from sources that identified themselves as "Naoto Date," the alter-ego of a fictional wrestler named Tiger Mask.

I did a little bit of research on the character: Tiger Mask played a "villainous" wrestlers (because, apparently, in professional wrestling, you have to choose a side) until he realized he was inspiring orphan children to also want to be evil. He then switched sides and started fighting for right... or something.

I don't know if the story of Tiger Mask in and of itself is so spectacular that it actually inspired people to go out and be charitable, but this particular slew of donations has inspired imitators, including donations made in the name of Japanese folk hero Momotaro.

Basically, this is like someone making a donation to charity and putting it under the name "Davey Crockett," WHICH IS AWESOME.

I've often looked at good fiction as being something that's just kinda "there," like a soft blanket - comforting, warm, reassuring, but not strictly necessary. Now, my opinion hasn't really changed, but I do have to say that it astounds me to no end that fictional characters can actually help compel people to do this kind of tangible good.

Seriously, beyond giving people tickets for one free admission to the Rapture, I doubt there's much more good fiction CAN do.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

New Year's Writing


I started with my New Year's writing goal on Monday of this week. Three days in, and I already remember why I've had so much trouble with any novels I've planned in the past.

Writing prose is HARD WORK. Especially when you actually care about what you're writing.

See, for NaNoWriMo, what I wrote didn't really matter. The idea was to just write as much as I could, regardless of how good it was. I wound up writing a lot of garbage - flecks of gold in the middle, certainly, but there's a lot to be trimmed out.

I've been having difficulty figuring out how to incorporate character description into my prose, especially in the opening paragraphs, which are supposed to be engaging. For a bit of guidance, I turned to a book I read back in college, Disgrace by Nobel-prize winning author J.M. Coetzee. I wanted to see how he described his main character in the first chapter.

He didn't.

Oh, that's not to say the reader doesn't learn a lot about David Lurie. We learn about his divorces, his sexual history, and - most importantly - his attachment issues.

It's an uncomfortable read.

However, we never learn (at least in this first chapter) what exactly the main character LOOKS like. It kinda makes me rethink my assumptions on how important physical description IS.

I'm gonna have to take another look at the books I read and how the writing progresses. I'm new to prose fiction, so I'm still learning the mechanics.

This is gonna be fun.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

What I Learned from NaNoWriMo


The goal of National Novel Writing Month is to encourage people to write a 50,000 word novel in 30 days.

That translates to about 1,667 words per day - if you're diligent.

It also translates to AT LEAST 60 hours of active writing - and that's not counting the planning, preparation, and procrastination that goes into it.

The result is about 170 double-spaced pages - which is slightly shorter than the book Superfudge.

Oh, and most of what you write is complete and utter tripe.

So what's the point of doing NaNoWriMo?

EDUCATION.

Here's a quick list of what I learned:

1 - Writing is Hard Work

For me, this is actually a revelation. See, I studied writing in college, but I switched over to the Creative Writing emphasis from the Teaching emphasis because it was EASIER. Well, in the real world, it's not. Not really.

Like I said, it takes about two hours of work PER DAY to write effectively. That's two hours of work on top of the eight hours per day I put in at my day job - and, you know, there are just some days after work when I don't WANT to do any extra work. In those days, writing kind got shoved off to the side.

2 - There is Time for Everything

Probably the best lesson I learned, actually, is that I have time to write, if I make it a priority. During the month of November, I wrote just over 50,000 words. I also put in my regular 40 hours a week at work (and, no, I actually DIDN'T do any of my writing at work), prepared lessons for the Sunday School class I teach, continued to participate in workshops and performances for the Jesters Royale, updated my blog regularly, spent quality time with the family, hung out with friends... heck, I even got to play my video games when I really felt like vegging.

The point is, I probably have an extra 2 hours per day MOST days that I didn't do anything else productive with, so I have the time, if I choose to spend it.

The only thing I didn't really have time to do is clean my apartment. I've got, like, ten empty ice-cream cartons that really ought to be thrown out soon.

3 - No Battle Plan Survives Contact with the Enemy

In this case, the enemy is the writing itself, I guess. The days leading up to November 1, I sat down and wrote an elaborate (for me) outline of everything I wanted to cover in my novel. I made a list of all the characters I wanted to include, and I had all the plot twists carefully placed.

Then I sat down to write, and I wound up hating almost all of it.

Characters I chose to focus on never quite developed the way I wanted them to, and plot inconsistencies busted out all over like June (whatever that means - I never thought June was all that "busty"). I wrote a lot of scenes and stories I never planned to write, and, in the end, I decided that the characters I've written wouldn't really participate in the plot I'd planned. So, in revision, I'ma change the whole thing.

I'm glad I used an outline, but I don't feel like I need to stick to it religiously.

4 - There is a Writing Process - and it Works

I hear people say "Trust the process" all the time. Ideas come while you write, good characters write themselves, narratives evolve organically through the natural process of sitting down at the keyboard and forcing yourself to work. Turns out all this is true.

I wound up changing who my favorite character was about three times over the course of writing this story - to the point that, when I revise, I'm going to focus on a completely different character than the one I chose to be my protagonist and completely cut two other characters out simply because they wound up not fitting in to the story I'd created (see Lesson #3).

5 - Genius isn't Accidental

I long believed that all those great works of literature - stories by Dickens, Twain, Hemingway, and other stuffy people - were great completely by accident. After all, there is NO WAY an author could really depend on his or her readers understanding all those allusions and metaphors, right? They HAVE to be there by coincidence.

Turns out that I was wrong. I noticed connections and themes popping up in my head as I wrote my story - which, by the way, is FAR from genius at this point. Working in all of the brilliant ideas I got while writing will take me months, possibly years, of revising. I doubt my little story will ever be as influential or "literary" as The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, but I now have greater respect for those fantastic works of literature and the authors who made them genius.

6 - Writing is Fun

Several times, over the course of the month of November, I got caught up in writing some insane tangent that I hadn't planned on writing that so excited me I called up a friend afterward to brag about it. I haven't written prose seriously in years - and I LOVED it.

So, yeah, it's hard work, time-consuming, a bit intimidating... but, if I really want to be a novelist, it's completely possible and TOTALLY worth the effort.

Monday, November 29, 2010

NaNoWriMo: November 28 Update - SUCCESS

Words Written Last Night: 6,238
Total Words Written: 50,148
Percent of Final Goal: 100%

Notes: Did you catch Jeopardy last night?

Contestant: “I’ll take ‘Awesome People’ for 500, Alex.”

Alex Trebec: “This stud is your daddy.”

*BUZZ*

Contestant: “Who is Stephen Bradford?”

Alex Trebec: CORRECT!!!

Saturday, November 27, 2010

NaNoWriMo: November 26 Update

Words Written Last Night: 2,500
Total Words Written: 43,910
Percent of Final Goal: 88%

Notes: I wish every day could be Thanksgiving. Seriously, I had four helpings of turkey, five slices of pie, and wrote 6,000 words. It was delightful.

Of course, considering how little work I did earlier in the week, I guess I was just making up for lost time.

I had a great experience last night. I created a character back when I was doing my outline for the story whose only purpose was to be bumped off a couple pages after she enters the story. Well, I got to the point where I was supposed to write her scene… and I don’t think I can kill her off. She’s much too fun to write.

A guy looks at her and asks, “How does someone get to be your friend?”

“He doesn’t ask stupid questions,” she says in response. “Also, he eats this sandwich.”

Anyway, my goal is to finish up this weekend. I was hoping to finish up today, but things suddenly got busy. I imagine I won’t finish until tomorrow, but that’s still a couple of days ahead of schedule, which I’d be fine with.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

NaNoWriMo: November 22 Update

Words Written Last Night: 2,026
Total Words Written: 35,281
Percent of Final Goal: 70%

Notes: I had an excellent weekend. Got to hang out with some good friends, played games, baked pies with my mom, went to a play, and had a fantastic performance with the Jesters Royale.

Oh, and I did almost no writing. Go me.

I’m still about a single day ahead of schedule – that’s all well and good, but I’m hoping to get done with the whole 50,000 word project by the end of Thanksgiving break – which will mean about 2,400 words per night from here on out. Hopefully, I’ll be able to crank out a lot of that on Friday.

I’m looking forward to the process of revising. Right now, a lot of the plot is fueled by coincidence, which I think is starting to make the narrative engine cough. I’m going to need to find a purer, cleaner, less contrived fuel before declare the novel “done,” but, for now, coincidence helps me get the scenes where I want them to be. Finding out the reasons behind the coincidence will probably pad the word count well beyond 50,000.

Friday, November 19, 2010

NaNoWriMo: November 18 Update

Words Written Last Night: 2,039
Total Words Written: 31,419
Percent of Final Goal: 62%

Notes: Man, it is getting HARD to write nowadays. My enthusiasm for the project has really dropped off this week. I’ve stuck with it – mostly – but it’s been kind of an ordeal.

I really am getting quite close to the end of the material I had planned to write, and I’m slowly coming to the conclusion that I’m not quite happy with the way the story has gone. All the events I have planned take place over the course of six days. Five or so of those days are completely plotted out, and there’s not as much… INTERESTING stuff going on.

The parts I’m proudest of thus far are the little excerpts from different texts that the main characters have written (and that’s most of what I’ve posted on the other blog). So when I’m done with this and I go back to revise, I think most of the prose parts will get scrapped, while these other little bits will stay.

But I haven’t given up yet, and I think I’m still actually a little ahead of schedule, so it’s not all negative.

Monday, November 15, 2010

NaNoWriMo: November 14 Update

Words Written Last Night: 1,921
Total Words Written: 25,274
Percent of Final Goal: 50%

Notes: Halfway done one day early. Not too shabby.

While walking down the street the other day, I hit upon a great idea for a brand new novel. This is usually the point where I give up all hope on my current project, as the excitement for the new project usually overshadows what I’ve already started working on. I’ll have to shelve that idea for now, though; I’ve put far too much work into what I’ve already got going to quit now. We’ll call the other project “NaNoWriMo 2011.”

I still haven’t had time to outline the new story threads that I want to work into the plan I’ve already got. I’m going to need to do that fairly soon – I’m running out of pre-planned material. I’ve written some new, unplanned segments, though, and they’re quickly becoming some of my favorites.

Available for Review: Angie at the Clinic

Friday, November 12, 2010

NaNoWriMo: November 11 Update

Words Written Last Night: 2,422
Total Words Written: 20,440
Percent of Final Goal: 40%

Notes: Okay, so I stuck in some Dvoƙak last night while I was writing, and it was pretty good. I think I’ve found some classical music that I genuinely enjoy.

I went to some dark places last night. I wrote three different segments of the story, each having to do with someone dying. Each one was pretty depressing. Thing is, I also LIKE all three of the segments I wrote. That means I’m probably a pretty dark person.

I’m actually getting pretty close to finishing with every scene I’d written in my original outline – which will leave me about 20,000 words short of the 50,000 word mark. Luckily, I think I’ve struck on two other narrative lines I’d like to follow and weave into what I’ve already got, which will hopefully be enough material to carry me through to November 30.

Available for Review: Bullet for Van Stone

Thursday, November 11, 2010

NaNoWriMo: November 10 Update

Words Written Last Night: 1,685
Total Words Written: 18,018
Percent of Final Goal: 36%

Notes: I finally started writing some of my antagonist’s scenes. I realized I haven’t really introduced the man who’s really responsible for most of the problems my characters face – and I need to find a way to work more face time in for this guy. He could really be fascinating if I paid him more attention.

I’m finding it’s really easy to slip into an incredibly melodramatic mode when writing dialog. The problem with that, though, is most characters wind up sounding exactly the same. Trying to write seven or so different people with different speech patterns is proving to be a little difficult. I think I’ve found a properly distinct voice for two of my characters, and that’s really it.

I wrote another excerpt from Peter Priest’s A Velvet Noose, which is one more than I really expected to write. Yeah, if this were a real book, there’s probably no way I’d read it.

Available for Review: A Velvet Noose, excerpt 4

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

NaNoWriMo: November 9 Update

Words Written Last Night: 1,783
Total Words Written: 16,333
Percent of Final Goal: 32.66%

Notes: I noticed for the first time last night that I’ve been putting the percentage sign on the wrong side of the number. Whoops.

Anyway, anyone who’s interested can find me now on the official NaNoWriMo web page: user name SR Braddy.

The most noteworthy thing about last night’s writing session – other than how long I put it off – is that the two sections I wrote are not actually in my outline. I started writing a scene between two characters that went off in a completely different direction than I had anticipated. I wound up creating another short story to be included – one I had never intended to write. And, honestly, that little story may be the best bit of writing I’ve done so far this month.

I’ve decided to expand the story – tell it from two different characters’ POVs. It’s gonna create some drastic changes to the story I’ve already set up, but I think it’ll be a good thing. I’m quite excited.

Available for Review: Excerpt from Donna Lee Packer’s Autobiography – Unpublished, Unwritten.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

NaNoWriMo: November 8 Update

Words Written Last Night: 2,416
Total Words Written: 14,321
Percent of Final Goal: %28

Notes: I put on some classical music last night while doing my writing. I figures that classical music helps with concentration; the music’s so boring on its own that you will concentrate on anything else to avoid paying attention to it. I listened to Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons” and Berlioz’s “Symphonie Fantastique,” and, sure enough, I can’t tell you anything about either of them.

I’m writing a lot of dialog. I’ve always considered dialog to be my greatest weakness in writing – it always seems to come off kind of stilted. I think I hit on how to include more emotion during dialog scenes last night. What I have trouble with, though, is putting dialog together with setting descriptions.

If I adhere strictly to the outline of the story I’ve made for myself, I doubt I’ll have enough plot to fill a full 50,000 words. Luckily, I’m finding new things to write about as I explore the characters I’ve already got. I’ve spent so much time worrying about the action that I’ve forgotten that the characters THEMSELVES are supposed to change. It’s given me something to think about (and, hopefully, an extra 20,000 words to write about).

Available for Review: Angie’s Story - Clover